Jizz In My Pants response: "Puke In My Mouth" -MsTaken.com
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http://mstaken.com - this is a ladies' response to "Jizz In My Pants" by Lonely Island. we (the pantless knights) got approached by a gal who had an idea for a fake engagement ring to ward off douchebags. we thought the whole thing was hilarious and told her we wanted to make a music video for it. a few months later, here it is and we hope you like it! also, peep our cameos FTW!!! big ups to the girls puking in their mouths!
-beau, peter and david
http://pantlessknights.com
support us and go get the fake engagement ring + keychain fob and douchebag playing cards at
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and here's a link to download the free mp3!
http://pantlessknights.com/pukeinmymouth.mp3
CREDITS:
Created by Pantless Knights
Directed by David Fine
Produced by Beau Lewis & Peter Furia
Camera by Peter Furia
Lyrics by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia
Vocals by Erika Shumate & Lauren Curtis
Beat by Ranidu
Starring Michelle Nunes & Kate Siegel
LYRICS:
Douchebags all across the club / Ladies' night straight poppin the bub
Stalker eyes right above his drink / Cheese-d**k style, with a shoot and wink
Snatch the ring from its hiding place / Flip the bird right in your face
Leave the bar, to escape your glance / Cross the room, now its time to dance
You sneak behind, dont mind, I guess / Until your d**g's on my cocktail dress
Cold as ice, yet you advance / And say you might, jizz in your pants
and I PUKE IN MY MOUTH
Swallow it back, I need some room / Plus I said I've got a groom
I turn away, you start to pout
AND I PUKE IN MY MOUTH
You ruined my night, esophagus hurts / Take a hint, Im not here to flirt
Round up the girls, its time bounce / Now Ill go brush my teeth
I'm 15 late for my Yoga class / Kick through the door, now I'm up in that ass
Find a spot, last in the room / Focus, breathe, now its time to ohhhhmmmm
Thats when I noticed this guy behind me / Quite a big smell from a guy so tiny
Pit-stained T-shirt drenched in sweat / O-face grin, bad as it gets
He made a grunt, then his body turned / Saw up his shorts to his inner-thigh perm
AND I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
Upside-down, so it's even worse / Son of shiva, what a curly curse
Help me please, I could use a towel cause I
PUKED IN MY MOUTH
Why are there dudes up in Yoga class? / Nonchalant, looking at my chest
Please stop staring when Im on my knees / Plus bearded men shouldn't wear capris
Last week, I was on a site / As I recall, it was a Facebook site
In my bed with a piece of toast / Checked my wall and saw your post and I
PUKE IN MY MOUTH
Soaking in the tub like a f***ing queen / Need to relax, need to feel the steam
A bubble comes up that reminds me of you and I
PUKE IN MY MOUTH
The next day, I put on jeans and PUKED IN MY MOUTH
I opened the fridge and a fruit rolled out, I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
When I saw Tom Cruise in Valkyre I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
I drank a Kombucha and I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
I just felt PUKE IN MY MOUTH
I puke right in my mouth, every time youre next to me
And when you spit your game, its like a train wreck to me
You're such a royal douche, I dont know why you step to me
Forget a rubber, you should go get a vasectomy
PUKE IN MY MOUTH...
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if you as a guy are offended by this video then you are an insecure flaggot who is likely one of the douchbags from the video expect I bet you wear an affliction shirt
i look at this video and JIZZ IN MY PANTS!
I don't get it :S Why make an anti-guy video response for a video that wasn't offending to women?
they gotta make "shit in my pants" just kidding.
Hahaha!!! Awesome :D
lolz
one of them look like angelina jolie lol this songs sucks
nice 1
i didnt jizz in my pants
well that was shit
lyrics made me puke in my mouth
wenn you puke in your mouth you can´t sing.
wtf?
I puked in my mouth after listening to but... i most say the REAL VERSION is still good and is this really from lonely island???
this is good lol.
Good Quality song and actually on time !
so what... there is a sort of fight between the jizz and puke or sumthng like that??
hahahahahah funny
ummm this deserves 5 stars
...So in short, girls don't care for guys who jizz in their pantz? That's what your getting at right?
epicccccc failllllllll
just eye candy, jizz in my pants is way funnier
This modern generation sure is lazy and stupid.
listening to this made me puke in my mouth
Wow, that was terrible!
They were so describing me...
haha you cant deny this is clever |
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