Jeremy Clarkson: CONSTIPATED!!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe you can start to understand why I want a law passed banning all cults from the state. and by state I mean the whole state: the police, the security services, parliment, judges the NHS, the state! Will a Law pass banning cults from the state? NO! Why because all the cult members in the governmentand outsideit will work to stop that happening- They care nothing for socitey they are out for them selves and their power! 'Fuck the people' seems to be there motto!

Harpercollins have ruined a good show, all cos of greedy money grabbing executives. I didn't want to know who the stig was, the fun was in keeping guessing. I know one thing, I shan't be buying the book about the stig when it comes out and I shall be encouraging everyone I know not to either. It is VERY annoying knowing who the stig is. Freedom of speech? My ass, More like Freedom for Harpercollins publishers to start grabbing money as a result of the possible book sale of the stig.

@Desmonddd2002 how do you know he hasent ?? you dont and he obviously has because to do curcuit racing you are usually trained at a young age in let me guess a go-kart and if they were so fast and amazing they wouldnt let 8 yr old kids drive them would they now ?

Honda Power

i have never seen him so happy ._.

I'm John Merrick!!!

hahaha that was funny. Disappointed it has a ricer engine though. If it's FWD, I'll be even more disappointed. Song is Weapons of Mass Distortion by The Crystal Method.

some say it has 577 accounts on youtbe and it never liked top gear

Check his face, Hha !

"It's so quick it can destroy your entire face."

Flappy paddle skin

@bigveasy You do realise that this is Top Gear, where cars > bike. Lol, slightly biased opinion don't you think? Still, I love the show, and I DEFINITELY would pick the atom over the bike

Somebody needs to stop Jeremy Man is going wild Bvazurka !!! Love the way he brings entertainment with cars! @jeremyclarkson

Somebody needs to stop Jeremy Man is going wild Bvazurka !!! Love the way he brings entertainment with cars! @jeremyclarkson

@ytmpav What are breaks? I'm a mechanic and I haven't a clue what breaks are. Other than having a cuppa....

top gear n fifth gear are ruining cars with there track times!! who the hell drives on a track,maybe 1% of drivers.judge a car on the road not a track!!

LOLOL his face his face -> 8-O

In Soviet Russia, car shapes you!

Yea try that on a 1000cc bike, not baby one. Good car though, you see his skin just mutating off his face lol?

@kevinxcal1 Mirwais - Disco Science

Really cool....but who decided to use a CBR 600 and who decided it should be ridden by Dave From Accounts? 600 bhp per tonne in the car and they put it up against a midweight sportsbike? I think things would be different if they had a proper superbike (CBR1000 or R1, anyone?) or even just something kicking out comparative power-to-weight. The kawasaki ZZR1400 isn't a track bike but it makes damn near 600bhp/tonne and it sure would've given the car a fair test.

mothafucka whines

@BLlyiii - GSX-R 1000 ends all

@kevinxcal1 Oasis - Fucking in the bushes, from Snatch